A clip is shown with laughter creeping through…
“And the pitch from Bill Maddox… … … And Diiiirty Hernandez is beaned right in the side of the face. Ohhhhh, doctor. He’s seeing dollar signs above his head. I think Dirty Hernandez is UNCONCIOUS on the ground. OHHHH ME OH MY! “
The tape is rewound.
“And the pitch from Bill Maddox… … … And Diiiirty Hernandez is beaned right in the side of the face. Ohhhhh, doctor. He’s seeing dollar signs above his head. I think Dirty Hernandez is UNCONCIOUS on the ground. OHHHH ME OH MY! “
The tape is rewound again…
“And the pitch from Bill Maddox… … … And Diiiirty Hernandez is beaned right in the side of the face. Ohhhhh, doctor. He’s seeing dollar signs above his head. I think Dirty Hernandez is UNCONCIOUS on the ground. OHHHH ME OH MY! “
The tape is rewound again…
And again…
And again...
“ Bill Maddox, you should be ashamed of yourself. You fucking Headhunter! “
Laughter can now be heard as we see New Orleans SP Bill Maddox, and Los Angeles SP Ricky Bolden.
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Bill & Ricky in: Bean This!
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“ See. Look into the eyes of Dirty. “ says Bill
The footage is shown zoomed out with his eyes rolling into the back of his head, immediately falling down the ground.
“ I see what you mean. “ says Ricky smirking.
“ Out like a baby. “ ends Bill.
The footage keeps playing showing the benches of the Hitmen and Looters stiring before the footage is cut off leaving us the lasting image of the infamous Maddox smirk.
“ See. My problem is you only went for the hand. “ says Bill, “ Harle’s head with a good few feet above that. “
“ Julian was a teammate, Bill. “ says Ricky. “ I broke his wrist because that douche sext’d my ex-girlfriend“
“ Hmpf “ a pause, “ And yet you laughed at Dirty? “ asks Bill
“ Well yeah. Fuck H’Ville. “ says a laughing Ricky, “ I mean. Come on. “
The TV finally breaks out of the DVD screen and flickers back to ESPN where a scroll begins to drag across the television.
[ BREAKING BSA NEWS: Jeff Cole has just been traded from the Los Cabos Cartel, to the Hendersonville Hitmen. Rumors are flying that the BSA Offices are thinking about pitting the Hitmen versus the Other League’s All-Star team for the Mid-Summer Classic… more details at 11…]
“ You see. Now that’s a guy I’d rock. That mustache. So fucking pretentious. “ says Ricky. “ Plus he’s a gay. “
“ How do you know such things… “ asks Bill
“ His mustache. “ says Rick
“ Fair enough. “ ended.
They show clips of Jeff Cole leaving Cabos with his head down in sorrow, and arriving to Hendersonville’s outskirts (sign reading: “H’Ville. We got 100 people who can read! “ )
“ Shitty deal. Leaving Cabos for H’Ville. “ says Bill. Ricky shaking his head in agreeance. “ I mean. It’s H’Ville. “
“ Ha! Everyone thinks the league’s pissed about him going to be the best team in the league, but really, it’s just because GM Hays is a total douche. “
“ My mood has soured, wanted to watch Dirty get hit in the head a few more times? “ asks Bill
“ Yes. “
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“And the pitch from Bill Maddox… … … And Diiiirty Hernandez is beaned right in the side of the face. Ohhhhh, doctor. He’s seeing dollar signs above his head. I think Dirty Hernandez is UNCONCIOUS on the ground. OHHHH ME OH MY! “
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Bill Maddox and Ricky Bolden are scheduled to face off in Game 2 of the New Orleans – Los Angeles series starting this Thursday (sim) night.
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