2013 Season Preview

2013.

A new year, a new hope.

The Los Angeles Bruins start the season at home for the first time in four years hosting the El Paso where the team is sure to face ex-Bruin ace Ethan Pickup and Quebec which will probally see Reginald Krause, an ex-Mentalist who owned the Bruins last season.

Talk about your opening week storylines.

Much like a Hollywood film, the Bruins 2012 season started strong then the team came into injuries/hit a spur, sending the Sacramento Mentalists towards the top of the division from May-August. The Bruins with the help of mid-season acqusition Harvey Phillips (who the Bruins resigned to a 3yr 6m per contract before the season ended) and 3B Woody Garner (who was signed by GM Mike Brouillettes crush Bosma of the 84’s – Garner, also hit .355 for LA in two months), found their stride and ended up winning the division after losing only six games in the month.

The Bruins have some new faces this year as well, with former 2010 champion Hitmen UTL Matt Roberts and the long coveted 1B Carl Crow as well as 2011 champions Auriello Ramos, Arturo Ruiz and Alexander Head (with Ruiz/Head both coming over from Niagra Falls).

“ The Bruins love talent, but we value winners. We value players who know how to win and have been there before. “ commented GM Brouillette, “ So, we got winners. We got guys who know how to win. We got guys who have been there before. “

Matt Roberts had a career year in New Yorks super friendly hitting park, though posted a third straight season with a above average OBP and is a wiz with the glove 3-6. He should will in nicely off the bench.

Crow had a career year at 28 (which is something to be said as the 1B/DH has averaged around 290/27/95 rbis) for his career. Slated to hit clean-up.

Auriello Ramos had a career worst year, however performed very well in the spring starting three games – pitching two shutouts and getting shalacked by Boston (but let’s face it, the Rebels shalack everyone).

Ruiz had an average season out of the pen, but is only going to be asked to be the Bruins 7th option out of the bullpen so no worries here. His high velocity/gbp-fb ratio and the Bruins park should improve his stats some.

Alexander Head is a career .315+hitter, though is only average on defense and is on the DL. OF Hamilton the Bruins signed as the 25th man has performed well in the spring hitting just below .300 with 4 homers.

The Bruins will slide into the seasons are more than likely the favorites to repeat in the Western Division, and we have just gotten the list from Brad Anderson as to the rundown of his squad.

PITCHING STAFF

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Starting Rotation

SP1. Ricky Bolden, The Bruins $85M man, paid off last year. 28 years old

SP2. Declan Parsons, Mr. Consistency on the mound, 25 years old

SP3. Earl Harper, Jekyl/Hyde-Can’t get out of the 4th faces 12 and K’s 8, 27 years old

SP4. Harvey Phillips, Fantsatic down the stretch, big plus for the rotation 29 years old

SP5. Auriello Ramos, Was good in spring, Hoffmeyer appears ready if he slips, 30 years old
(It’s also worth noting, SP Michael Hoffmeyer dominanted while not utilizing LA’s spacious park during ST. Maybe all the fallen through deals is a good thing. Looks to be a piece for LA now. 23 years old, 4 ½*P)

Bullpen

MR1. Jose Murillo, Huge arm could close-wants too, 29 years old

MR2. Evan Brown, Huge arm could close-wants too, 27 years old

MR3. Floyd Faulkner The lefty is poised for a huge season, also huge arm, 26 years old

MR4. Arturo Ruiz, Solid/not a closer pitched well for NFF pitchers park should help, 31 years old

SU1. Domingo Ruiz, Huge arm could close-wants too; new heir-apparently to Morales 25 years old

SU2. Joe Brooks, Low 3era first two years in LA as starter-under 1.80as a SU/spot starter last year, 35 years old

CL. Juan ‘Better than that Martin Griffin guy’ Morales, 2nd best closer since league creation behind that dude from HEN-#1/2 in saves first three, 33 years old

EVERYDAY LINEUP when HEALTHY
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cf, Augusto Pena – 65 steals, the go-go-go in the Bruins offense, A+++ defense at every single position besides catcher, 27 years old

3b, Woody Garner – Hit .355 for LA after the mid-season trade, 24 years old

rf, Cooper Newell – Star in the making, hit 9hrs in Spring. 2011 TL MVP, 25 years old

1b, Carl Crow – Mr. Consistantcy with the bat, 29 years old

dh, Enrique Jarmillo – Balls deep 41hrs last year, 29 years old

c, Julian Harle – Best ‘hitting’ catcher in the league not named Danny Kelly/2009 MVP,… before start , 28 years old(Junchi Choi vs LHP sparringly, high OBP guy. Only 25, improved every single year)

lf, Alexander Head – Avg/OBP super underrated, 27years old

ss, Jong-min Kim - #1 SS in the league according to OSA with great OBP, 25 years old

2b, Matt Roberts (Jose Nunez vs LHP) – suprisingly great OBP wiz with glove, 25years old/A great veteran bat, the best #9 hitter in the league if he plays to form

Who am I kidding though really.

Again, I’m being super optomistic as nobody in my park EVER hits, I’m sure to be bottom 5 again in the leagues offense, but new season = new form of optomisim! Thus, the Bruins are again in World Series or Bust mode.

Reverse Jinx, fear not.